35 Parents Who Are Funnier Than Their Kids Will Ever Admit
My parents embarrassed me regularly, but these parents deserve a trophy. Parenting is a long, exhausting journey filled with love, responsibility, and if you’re doing it right relentless psychological warfare against your children. Remember when your mom made a joke…
Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time” – Lowering the Bar
There are plenty of laws and regulations meant to protect fish. See, e.g., “United States v. 1855.6 Pounds of American Paddlefish Meat” (Nov. 14, 2018). And possibly also bees, if you think bees are fish. See “California Supreme Court: We…
45 Creepy Things Found In New Homes That’ll Have You Sleeping With The Lights On
Unpacking boxes in a new home is one thing, but discovering the previous owner’s creepy leftovers? That’s a whole new level of housewarming. It’s not exactly rare for fresh homeowners to stumble upon weird relics like antique dolls that stare…